If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

6.6 | 1h53m | R | en | Drama

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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6.6 | 1h53m | R | en | Drama

Synopsis

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Cast

Rose Byrne , Conan O'Brien , A$AP Rocky

Director

Samantha Figueira

Producted By

A24 , Fat City

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Cast

Rose Byrne

as Linda

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Conan O'Brien

as Therapist

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A$AP Rocky

as James

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