When Xavier runs out of desert across which to ramble, he drowns in a sea of completion.

When Xavier runs out of desert across which to ramble, he drowns in a sea of completion.

Xavier has amnesia.

Xavier has amnesia.

A reporter gets his scoop on Xavier. Here cometh the twist: It turns out to be a scoop of Lotion. It’s pretty cool. Or, did he?

A reporter gets his scoop on Xavier. Here cometh the twist: It turns out to be a scoop of Lotion. It’s pretty cool. Or, did he?

Just whenst you most expect it, Xavier’s gratitude starved heart shrieks out “Abandon ye lifequest!” and then wolfs down a steam-filled puddin’ pie of limits.

Just whenst you most expect it, Xavier’s gratitude starved heart shrieks out “Abandon ye lifequest!” and then wolfs down a steam-filled puddin’ pie of limits.

When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of déjà vu reigns supreme. When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of déjà vu reigns supreme.

When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of déjà vu reigns supreme. When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of déjà vu reigns supreme.

Xavier lifts homeless vererans up from the filth of the streets and into the filth of their meats.

Xavier lifts homeless vererans up from the filth of the streets and into the filth of their meats.

Xavier returns to the scene of the crime, his childhood.

Xavier returns to the scene of the crime, his childhood.

When Xavier sets him sights on friendship, the Energy Crisis won’t know what hit it in the face.

When Xavier sets him sights on friendship, the Energy Crisis won’t know what hit it in the face.